if you ever wanna make anon hate funny just imagine it in the voice of teddy from bobs burgers
ehh ya know bobby, your selfies aint that good lookin
hehehh ehh bobby? bob. bobby. did you hear me bob? ehh he probably heard me. maybe. or not. who knows. i’ll tell him later.
SOMEONE BROUGHT THEIR PUPPY TO WORK I’M NEVER LEAVING WORK AGAIN BYE FOLKS
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money