the golden god is not taking questions
i. ii. iii. iv. v. ©

lifebyliz:

I can’t handle this dog.




I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air.

The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn)




disfiguredstick:

missespeon:

missespeon:

if you ever wanna make anon hate funny just imagine it in the voice of teddy from bobs burgers

ehh ya know bobby, your selfies aint that good lookin

hehehh ehh bobby? bob. bobby. did you hear me bob? ehh he probably heard me. maybe. or not. who knows. i’ll tell him later.




SOMEONE BROUGHT THEIR PUPPY TO WORK I’M NEVER LEAVING WORK AGAIN BYE FOLKS




literally correct

literally correct




screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent




queen-dandelion:

there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in

goddamn i would lose so much money




vega-ofthe-lyre:

#excuse me while i throw myself into a volcano

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